December 2011
if u got strict parents i feel bad for u son
got 99 problems but parental discipline aint one
hey
let me just casually dance to this song i am a little tipsy so what
oh well i really like this song
its kind of hot in here lemme just take off this clothing
you know what fuck it i like this song imma do me
*takes off all clothes*
* dances uncoordianted*
*jiggles*
FUCK DIS MY SONG YALL IM DRUNK FUCK IT IM YOUNG yALL
that video cannot be unseen. forever in my mind. i am going to shoot myself. deuces
the best part about today was the sandwich sam made me. insert backwards sexist joke here.
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“I love you” can mean a lot of things… like “you’ll do ‘till someone better comes...”
– Jordan, The Doom Generation (via whatever94)
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elevendeadpolice replied to your post: sam our son just taught me how to netflix
good boy doublelift now go back to streaming
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sam our son just taught me how to netflix
i ate dinner at sams and his dad asked if i wanted more peas and i said yes and i stared longingly at those peas and said ‘the peas are so cute’
this just in i have fixed the record player and i can now listen to these cute presents and this is great ilu bf!!!!!
